“I said they’re both funny! You never listen to me!” 

Jacob is talking. 

I’m not listening. 

“50 percent rule,” I say, excusing my inattention.

Okay, so dictating reminders to my phone that will show up on my computer at work is pretty awesome.  However I’m still not entirely sure why the phone thought I said “gypsy paintings.” 

Jacob has informed me that he said “Gypsy panties,” into the phone and is now not sure which he likes more. 

I’m not sure either. They both funny, just like he said.