What did God get me for my birthday?
Renal failure.

Just kidding, but only sort of.
I spent all of yesterday in bed after a morning visit to the doctor revealed that I wasn’t going anywhere.
Today, I napped in my desk chair at work.
I’m dehydrated, achy, and worst of all, fiercely ill-tempered.

So far twenty-three isn’t that great.

But hey, I guess the only place to go is up!